The Watercooler Cafe

The Watercooler Cafe is a room is accessible by entering the middle left room of Tower F2.

Exits

• Door: Leads to Tower F2.

Interactive Objects

• Menu sign
• Cafe sign
• Radio
• Stacked cups
• Handbag

Characters

• Whistler
• Shortstack

Note that when you interact with Shortstack they will run off to the gym.

Interaction Map

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• Yellow: Interactive Objects
• Green: Obtainable Objects
• Blue: Exits / Doors
• Orange: Interactive NPC

Object Dialog

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Sign

"Welcome to The Watercooler. Chairs have been removed to improve productivity. -The Management"

The morse code on the sign reads "Secret Potato" Menu

"It´s a menu but there´s a lot of options. Better just read one of them."

"Egg Salad Mostly fresh!"

"A Hot Cup of Joe Not the regular kind!"

"Cup Noodle Pizza Now with more bones!"

"Mystery Waffle Finely grilled to perfection!"

"A Peeled Hotdog That´s pretty nasty, but okay!"

"A picture of Home It´s like you´re really there!"

"Freshly Baked Bread Packed into a can!"

"A piece of Toast That´s it!"

"A Baby Potato It´s still crying!"

"A Dill Pickle It´s kind of a big dill!" It is unknown how its dialog is determined.

Radio

"The jams are too strong to turn off. The jellies are pretty tough too."

Stacked cups

"You have an urge to stack these already stacked cups. It´s time to get some help."

The Faceless have different dialog depending if you talk to them directly or from across the table

Top left

"Hey, you´re in my personal space." or "Stay out of my personal space." or "Keep away from my personal space." or "Personal space."

"Thank you for respecting my personal space."

Bottom left

"Hey, stay away from my coffees."

"This guy is way too awesome to talk to."

Bottom right

"Tower Corp is out to get me but I feel alright."

"He seems pretty well adjuated."