This dreary place has cracks and missing gray floors with 5 branched off accessible paths, not including the elevator which you can use to gain access to Floor 2 and progresses the story. In addition to the numerous cubicles labelled from 1A to 8D, there are several water coolers and sticky notes as well as desk draws which can be interacted with. There is a total 22 Faceless here which the player can talk to.
Most of the areas here are inaccessible until you complete a task. Their unlock order depends on how many cookies OScar gives you and depending on the job he assigns.
The Boardroom is a gloomy still place. Propped on top of the table are books, papers and pens and the odd plant to help set the atmosphere for a meeting. The whiteboard stands above with scribbles of possible business details as well as the password for Cubicle 6A.
The Cafeteria contains the usual utilities of plastic spoons and trays piled crudely over each other. Down the middle is the counter which holds a thick glass screen leading towards the till where the Coprino Brothers stand arguing. Behind, food and drink are surprisingly neat. OScar smiles over knowing that the food budget is safe, for the mean time...
The Server Room is a mess of lights and wires, where large servers stand tall and still as monoliths. An old keyboard and damaged computer sit propped on top.
The Mailshroom is laced with a mushroom infestation tangling around. The room itself contains a metal cabinet and a box of mail stacked high near OScar's large screen. While on the other side is the stamping table and printer.
Strangely the neatest room on Floor 1, the Janitor's closet waits for its use. Upon entering, a shelf of bottles and unused toilet paper lay, even when The Tower has no toilets. Nearby the sink is seen oozing a strange black substance, drink it or don't its up to you. Near the edge of the stained tiles lives the Bin.
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Object Dialog
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This is the dialog order for game seed "0" The order of dialog changes with the game seed
Inaccessible Cubicles are 1A, 2A, 4A, 7A, 8A, 1B, 2B, 5B and 1D.
Cubicles 3A, 6A and 4C have standard dialog and an intractable monitor instead of a Faceless occupying them.
Cubical dialog listed in order of desk drawer to Faceless are going in order of 1-8 A-D.
Cubicle 3A
"Sealed closed with tons of sticky notes."
"This computer is ridiculous. You can´t even see the screen." After helping G8r: "Definitely not doing that again."
Cubicle 5A
"It´s filled with gold dubloons. Wait, these are just chocolate coins."
"My hat is super cool. Best anime hero in Tower Corp."
Assignment Cubicle 6A
"A bunch of papers with poorly drawn ducks on them."
"It´s just a bunch of garbage data." After completing all tasks assigned by OScar
Cubicle 3B
"The drawer is jammed full of Tower Corp brand cup noodles. That´s a lot of noodz.'""
"Working in an office can be stressful. Make sure to take breaks when you can."
Cubicle 4B
"It´s full of individual hot sauce packets. Some of these are ancient."
"The emails do end eventually. Don´t let them overwhelm you."
Cubicle 6B
"There´s a small ant farm in here. They look rather industrious."
"Don´t forget to talk to people on the outside. Make time for them."
Cubicle 7B
"There is a mug in the drawer with messy writing on the side. ´Worlds Dest Bad´"
"Try not to eat so much fast food. It may be quicker but it will make you thicker."
Cubicle 8B
"Looks like some kind of schematic for a pen flinging catapult. Office feuds are leveling up."
"Disagreements happen sometimes. You don´t always have to win."
Cubicle 1C
"There´s a lable maker in here. Thank."
"It´s easy to feel like you don't measure up. Just remember everyone else feels the same."
Cubicle 2C
"It´s filled with assortment colored candies. The colors consist of red and off-red."
"Don´t regret your actions. They were your allies at the time."
Cubicle 3C
"A signed copy of ´How to speak Frenish by ´An Actual Potato´ sits in the drawer."
"Always help those around you to have a better day. Even if you look a little silly doing it."
Cubicle 4C
"There are like... 50 pens in here."
"Blinking lights in a field of darkness."
Cubicle 5C
"There are dozens of unsent letters here. All of them are addressed to ´Home´."
"The nightshift can be tough sometimes. Keep going even if that means going alone."
Cubicle 6C
"There´s a face in here. It´s yours. A mirror sits in the bottom of the drawer."
"Save your work often. Seriously."
Cubicle 7C
"It´s empty... But wait what´s this...? Oh look, it´s nothing."
"Make sure to keep up on your side projects. Passion keeps us going."
Cubicle 8C
"There´s a page with ´Heartbound Spoilers´ scrawled at the top. Fortunately, someone spilled coffee on it."
"We all work down here. It´s not so bad thought."
Cubicle 2D
"A hamster sleeps soundlessly in here. His name tag reads ´Houdini´."
"Making stuff is hard. Anyone telling you otherwise is selling you something."
Cubicle 3D
"It´s full of a ton of spoons stolen from the cafeteria."
"Don´t wait for the perfect moment to follow your dreams. Do it, or you never will."
Cubicle 4D
"A small note instructs you to say ´Irish Wristwatch´ out loud. You can´t."
"Just because it looks tasty doesn´t mean it is. Be careful."
Cubicle 5D
"Theres a newspaper in here but you can´t understand the language. A picture of the moon covers the front page."
"Keep asking questions. One day you'll be the one with all the answers."
Cubicle 6D
"An old hand-help gaming console is in here. It´s out of batteries."
"We don´t deserve dogs. We do deserve cats though."
Cubicle 7D
"There are a bunch of gummy words in here. You try to write something with them but your hands get all sticky."
"Don´t hate it til´ you ate it."
Cubicle 8D
"It´s full of Tower Corp propaganda. Join the cause?"
No: "Filled with propaganda. Gross."
Yes: "It´s empty."
"I never could come up with anything wholesome to say."
Pinned notes
Top left, this is normaly inaccessible without the use of save file editing.
"Don´t forget. You´re here forever."
Top right
"Post no bills. Post no paychecks either."
Botten left
"Stare at this poster until a Security Bird picks you up. -The Management"
Bottem right
"It´s a jumble of papers stuck to... nothing?"
Trivia
After completing Lunch Rush in the Cafeteria trays and spoons will be scattered on the floor.
